Echos of the Mind
Some people aren’t antisocial, they’re just very selective when it comes to who they associate with.
(via fujoshibabe)

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

listoflifehacks:

listoflifehacks:

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update: everything still goes with nutella

stealtheashtray:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

if you didn’t love Balthazar you’re wrong

I just watched this one.

dollsahoy:

cryptfly:

cannibalcoalition:

asksecularwitch:

thesabbit:

cannibalcoalition:

witknitch:

MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

I REPEAT, MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

CAN CONFIRM HAVE RECENTLY SNAPCHATTED AN ENTIRE AISLE OF PUMPKINS

*STARTS PANICKING*

CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE. WE HAVE VISUAL.

OH SHIT OH SHIT

*vibrates*

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

kirby-kitty:

agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

I’d be giggling like crazed fangirl!

onyxwhispers:

thrintagecats:

maudelynn:

INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED
AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE
snufflesnufflesnuffle

putting this here for when i get sads. 

omg instant happys

onyxwhispers:

thrintagecats:

maudelynn:

INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED

AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE

snufflesnufflesnuffle

putting this here for when i get sads. 

omg instant happys

"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF"